This one wins. Commentary on the status of gaming? Check. Irreverence towards video games most tragic moment? Check. Simplicity? Double check.

Man, if only the game didn’t handle like a drunk and require CONSTANT menu interfacing. I loved the first RDR, but this one has atrocious controls. I play it only for the aesthetics and exploration, which this article makes me excited for. Then I think about the controls and I’m like “Ehhhhh, I hope I find the stuff…

Dad?

Nope. We all float down here...

People will ironically buy this stuff.

I feel vindicated in seeing Orlando in the worst. The worst airport in the world and I fly out of it all the time.

A politician who drank poison live on camera and killed himself. He was gonna get in trouble.

VC is the Frank Gore of the NBA. Still going strong, somehow, some way.

Alternate headline:

> “Like playing video games until your eyes hurt.”

This guy drinks Whisky. Redbreast 12 is incredible!!!

Almost convinced my son to buy one of these in Target the other day. “Would you want to make a lego... Porsche? Like our car?” He was over the moon, until we walked past the dinosaurs. So we bought our 130th dinosaur.

Almost convinced my son to buy one of these in Target the other day. “Would you want to make a lego... Porsche? Like…

It’s so red now I don’t even know what to believe is his real pigment anymore.

Carr realized he forgot to set the DVR at home.

I’m a Porsche guy through and through, but I’d kill to own one of these new NSX at one point. The wife would kill me if I came home in one of these.

Kinda reminds me of when Vince put up like 48 or whatever at the Magic after he’d been considered washed up. That was a fun game to watch too

Damn if Dom doesn’t sound like Coach McGerk from Home Movies/Bob from Bob’s Burgers. He should get into some voice acting.

I bought this and it’s on my PS4 but I’ve never played it. I’m just too much of a sissy.

I still regret uninstalling PT from my ps4. Only played it once and never forgot.

Seems kinda dismal, but you do you!