knock on wood if you’re with me

What an emotional response, you bootlicking right wing dipshit

Loaning while at the range, didn’t work out too well for Chris Kyle.

I liked Hannah Gadsby’s act just fine. I didn’t consider it “comedy” though. Because it’s not. But I liked it.

I wouldn’t say “terrible”. I’d go with “post-relevant”. He’s kinda stuck in the nineties. However important a comedic voice he once was, he ain’t that anymore.

For real. This is a Mancow level joke. It's shit that Adam Carolla would throw out for being too hacky. 

The best description I’ve seen of this special called it “shock jock quality.” It was a lot of outrageous/controversial things strung together, but most of them were not funny. I’m still puzzled over the decision to lead with an Anthony Bourdain suicide “joke” (?), which didn’t seem remotely linked to any of his…

“I challenged him to come to my home, and call me a bed bug in front of my family. It would be a very cool affair. I would simply ask him to look my children straight in the eye, spit on them, and call me a bed bug. Afterword, my wife would make a lovely meal, we would call up our extended family and gather round, to…

I don't know why but I love this take so much. Take your star. 

Ok. Great. Whatever.

“..apparently he’s playing a totally new character called Arachnid-Chap"

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

DING DING DING

See, but the Confederate statues remind people about the civil war and how we ‘eliminated’ slavery.

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

He’s a hustla baby, just want you to know. It ain't where he been, it's where he 'bout to go...

I’ll just repost my comment from yesterday:

From Field to House: The Jay-Z Story.

As great a rapper as he is he’s always been an opportunist piece of shit. From the constant unsavory name dropping of Biggie in his early albums to shooting Un Rivera over leaked songs to tricking on Beyonce nobody should ever expect decisions based on morality from him

This had to be the most sad and painful decision to make in light of recent events... but it is a brave one.