The problem with SnapChat is that it doesn't produce revenue for Facebook.

On the other side of the coin.

To extrapolate from John Green, there are only two countries: America and Not-America.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?

It's "math".

Good, sensible advice that I'm totally incapable of following. I'll always choose both.

I think it would have been far more interesting if they had done something based off the books by Eric Nylund (First Strike, The Flood, Fall of Reach). Those Halo books were amazing.

Sorry, but that twitter isn't really funny at all in my opinion. @ModernSeinfeld is actually funny, clever and readable.

I bet you're a blast at parties.

Nah, we all wanted to see the ass in the azure bikinis, that is why half of the viewers watched the video.

Oddly enough, I think this would have been more impressive from a different camera angle.

I really think it's a mix of both. What you say makes a lot of sense, but so does what the article says. I'm pretty sure both play a role.

I don't care if a guy is 95% vs. 99% efficient in his path.

"I don't care about this so nobody should care"

I used to use these pens all the time. They were my favourite pens until I realised just how silly it is that I use them, because my handwriting is so fucking bad, the ink just smudges everywhere with these pens. Also, people started stealing them and whatnot, I now just use cheap Berol pens if I ever even use a pen.

Haha, yes, because the stock market is guaranteed money in the bank.

That is absurd math. I make $160,000 a year, and now I can finally afford that Kia I have always wanted.

That seems like an absurd statement.

Here's a little sample of the dream I have when I hear the words Matt Novak.