Captain, I'm detecting strong waves of sarcasm …

$230. Bargain. I didn't plan to pay rent or eat that month.

Ah, the quality sound of vintage vinyl!

But what about your vinyl fetish gear? Hiyooo!

EVERYONE MUST LOVE A7X ELSE U R A SHEEP

Who can afford a serious vinyl collection anyway?

I personally have invested heavily in helium. That shit's running out, guys!

I'm a 100% authentic pleather man, myself.

Aren't we all?

Oh, oh, OH! I prefer my music on wax cylinder, guys!

Who can afford a serious vinyl collection anyway? They know how to fuck their customers in the same way comic book publishers do. Hey! Want this Record Store Day exclusive release? Good luck getting it for anything less than a kidney on ebay, suckers!

Wasn't internet slash fiction basically invented because of The X-Files?

*shudders*

Everyone's fucking pumped? Are they? Damn, I keep missing meetings!

BLUE PANTS KICKS BUTT

Wasn't he an action figure first, then in the cartoon, then in Empire? And then retroactively slotted into IV as one of Jabba's goons. Maybe I've got my chronology mixed up.

GotG were D-List to me, dammit! They still are!

if it doesn't have Timothy Dalton yelling "CHICANERY!" in it, no sale.

I would have said George RR Martin, because, you know, anything other than work on that book …

Interactive Bristol Scale with animated icons!