Those are very foolish words, man.

Ooh! Quim! That's a good one. I'm stealing that.

Right up to the moment, everything your dirty little mind can think of sounds like the best thing ever, and then boom! You fall off a cliff back to sanity. Men definitely need at least a few minutes to get back in the mood.

Let us all cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean …

Perhaps taking a long clean break from your ex might help. No texting or talking for a while, until you get your own mind right.

The A.V. Club

edit: sorry, I'm still half-asleep. I thought we were just coming up with suitable synonyms.

Do they announce their feelings out loud? That makes me so ANGRY!

Ah, the horrible things you do to avoid loneliness.

I have also been on all three different flavours over the years, and they all seemed like big fat placebos; I think I've been on eight different ones.

You should pay for your porn, right? Does anyone actually do this?

Actually, turns out it was man.

THAT'S BECAUSE KUBRICK FABRICTAED THE WHOLE INTERIROR BECAUSE HE FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS FOR NASA!!!

It can be both things, whooo!

Soaked in Scotch Guard.

Too-shay, Monkeylint. Too-shay.

You mean ScriptBot 3000.

Jushin Liger?

Same here. I'd listen to it through headphones, loving/being freaked out by the unscrewing of the cylinder. It's all imprinted in there now.

Just reading the synopsis of that makes me think Jeff VanderMeer got a lot of inspiration from it for his Southern Reach trilogy …