About 25% of all my posts are direct Futurama quotes, which mostly have nothing to do with the subject at hand.

Triffids and Morlocks but no Martians?

I'm really into the Iron Age at the moment. You probably haven't heard of it yet.

I don't know. Those missions where you're in Shangri-La being followed by a giant white tiger were batshit crazy, but utter garbage. More drug-induced freakout missions, please.

There is that forthcoming game where you hunt down robotic dinosaurs and the like with bows and arrows. I'd look up the name but what do I look like, not lazy?

It went to top and stayed there, like Cyndi Lauper!

I'm not sure they had the google back in the stone age.

A rock made of the highest-quality plastic!

You grab a bald eagle and choke the shit out of him!

GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE LIKES

That's what makes it so tricky!

Press X to skip ahead three million years

Mmm. Kill four mammoths for a slightly larger grenade pouch.

Okay, let's say plus ten times infinity.

Twilight Twhoo: The Sparkling Guardians of Ga'Hoole

I was like, "sploosh", but with semen .. which I guess is still "sploosh".

No, no, it's a cookie made with glitter.

Haha! Now say "nuclear wessels"!

Yes, that is indeed what I was referencing.

wtf is an edythe lol