Gold leggings are the only way to do online dating life right.

Where he constructs himself a suit of armour made out of social media platforms and goes on to fight crime and join the Avengers!

I too, uh, would like to express my ignorance of this, uh, particular person.

I heard a bunch of American Apparel models went into a restaurant and didn't eat any of the food and the restaurant didn't make any money and closed down.

Yeah, it was totally normal first date.

Hence your poodle fetish?

This almost makes me want to turn adblocker off!

I'm proud to be the shepherd of this flock of hipster sharks.

Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. They can't
afford to invest that little extra in stories, production values, feelings.

57 years, kiddo. That cat had a hell of an innings.

I think Jonesy might have departed by now.

Boo. We don't need to lose any Alien cast members. Ever.

Fiendish Doctor Whu!

This audio book turned into audio pornography so suddenly I was rather taken aback.

He thought he knew it all, huh?

John Hurt's Doctor was first shown in a reflection as a young man, and then we meet him as a very old man. Time Lord's don't age like humans so how long was he fighting the Time War? Thousands of years? Longer than all his other incarnations lived combined?

So I gather that James Woods partakes or partook in cocaine?

You enormous tease.

It could be a world of monsters being haunted by scary humans.

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