“it’s cool to hate America these days”

Death to ALL fidget spinners. It’s as dumb as planking or the ice bucket challenge. I hate everything, though.

People may mock the idea of simulating this series on NHL ‘94 but they’ll be eating their words when the game ends 43-37 with Sidney Crosby scoring on 38 wraparounds.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

That’s the oldest story in the world.

Yeah, but somehow, Bautista always manages to put something together right after someone pisses him off.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

“This isn’t hard.”

The “idiot” at the end really does it. Shouldn’t be funny, yet here I am still laughing

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Won’t someone PLEASE think of the vapers!

False: They’re just broke ass yo-yos.

Did the plaque get a bee sting or eat shellfish or something?

Anyone else think its weird that they will have finished Game 2 of the WCF before Lebron even hits the floor again?

They should really review this whole “Pitcher” thing in baseball. Seems like a lot of these guys are hurting their arms.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

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