or, in the case of British TV, they leave to pursue misguided film careers
Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.
I really learned something new with that one.
I will remember to use “how are you today?” after reading this.
“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”
hm. a fake person and a real person having a relationship. w ryan gosling in it.
J-Lo’ is kinda terrifying.
How is this worse? In no way is this worse.... I mean, yeah, was probably awkward for her and he probably should have been more considerate of how it would feel for her to be put in that position, but what he didn’t do was steal someone else’s special day away from them. I vote that proposing at someone else’s wedding…
yeah, but can they make mursik out of it?
Fun twist: When I went to my boyfriend’s family reunion, I thought he was going to propose, but I got dumped instead. Apparently his mother, aunts, and sisters all knew beforehand and bought me parting-from-the-family gifts. How’s that for fucked up? lol.
True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…
It’s just a list of everything I have ever eaten in my entire life with the corresponding size of the poops that resulted from that consumption.
I really enjoyed Tina Fey’s and Mindy Kaling’s autobiographies because I felt they had something to say and said it well. Contrast those with Amy Poehler’s book, which is something she threw together because her agent told her she could bang it out and make a pile of money for it. She actually says that in the book,…
Mindy Kaling’s book was bad.
Well God for-fucking-bid she posted anything on pintrest that that didn’t have #blessed or #believeandachieve attached. I personally have one board that’s just titled “Shit like this” and another titled “This f—king guy.”
God forbid if people knew what doctors discuss behind our backs... or lawyers... or any other professional who has to deal with other people’s shit all day. You have to have a laugh, because if you don’t you would do something much less harmless.
It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.
How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?
Teaching was the hardest thing I ever attempted to do.