Oh you silly crackpots... Here ya go:

I diddle just knowing Mike Fahey is thinking about me.

SWEET! Finally a game like the old Fallout of yore!

Us filthy casuals just don’t understand i guess...

The Silent assassin in me cringed so hard watching that playthrough...

Did not even know “boobie streamers” was a thing...

Wait... is this a repost? I swear I read this months ago...

But technically she assaulted him...

Uh... have you ever SEEN a chinese government military parade?

Because... uh... Blizzard?

Get a dog

There are limitations to what you can agree to in a contract. Unlimited protection against liabilities, contracts in perpetuity, etc., a lot of these will not hold up in court. In fact, a lot of those waivers you sign before doing something crazy like bungie jumping or sky diving actually doesn’t shield the company…

Awesome! My fap material is back!

And now you made want to buy the expansions and play the game again... damn you Luke! Damn you all to traffic-jammed hell!

I don’t get the first one...

tentacles never censored because not penises...

Well... short term... hell yes.

But... but... Black and White was awesome! *orders beast to fling poop*