Pictured: the Jezspin Tip Investigation Squad. (Stolen from some other commenter a long time ago)

Thighlights. It was glorious.

C’mon, walk it off.

Short shorts you say?

Incidentally, Mary Jo and Bridget have done a number of Rifftrax shorts together, just those two gals, and they are GREAT. It's very cool to have a completely female perspective in the riffing and they are so funny.

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

The Bachelorette is one person playing mind games with 28 guys. Never letting them know where they stand, playing them off of each other until everyone hates everyone. The current Bachelorette is Jurgen Klinsman.

WHOOP WHOOP

this is my real bear friday

oh... we know from good dogs

The prodigal juggalette returns.

I’m a GenXer and my eyes were permanently ruined by all the eye rolling I did in the ‘90s at the shit the Boomers wrote about us. Some things never change.

Thought Catalog is the worst thing written *by* millennials. This is the worst thing written ABOUT millennials.

Not only that, but Lois had almost NO reaction to Jimmy F’ing Olsen dying. And Lois said she didn’t know about the tracker and the film made it out like she was telling the truth. Sooo0, Jimmy Olsen was unilaterally working with the CIA unbeknownst to Lois Lane. I mean, good-god they never even say his name.

It’s called ‘trolling’. He finds destroying things that makes others happy a great way to draw attention and appear powerful.

The guy about to set Martha on fire, then gets straight up murdered to death by Batman, was KGBeast. Funny how they don’t even address it.

When Jimmy got shot I was like, “Wait, was that supposed to be Jimmy Olsen? No, they wouldn’t just kill Jimmy like that. Plus, he was working with the CIA. Yeah, he must have just been some random CIA agent masquerading as a photographer. Yeah. Must be.”