See, I’d rather fight Musk...I’m closer to his size 6'2 200# so I have reach over both and only give up 20#s to him. But I’ll always choose the matchup against someone out of shape with ZERO experience over someone that at least basically knows what they’re doing like Zuck.

yeah, but yours was funny and Elon’s is just transparently pathetic “pick me” bullshit.

There’s no way it’s a factor here though in any meaningful way.  This is Royce Gracie destroying guys 100lbs bigger than him: Zuck has >0 experience, youth, superior athletic ability, and Musk has 40-60lbs on him and lags FAR behind in literally every other possible factor.  Getting bitched up by your classmates…

That header photo though is straight 90s action sequel...from left to right: lead henchman with lines in the film, scary henchman that never talks, evil mastermind.

I also would be forced to root for Zuck as much as there could be any credibility to this fight.  Zuck is evil in mostly run of the mill (still shitty tho) late stage capitalist ways.  Elon strikes me as just the worst fucking person and also terrible in all the same late-stage capitalist ways.  Zuck lets his…

This feels like a personal attack...I have never thought I had anything in common with Elon.

NRPI

Fuck Wisconsin.

You’re not an independent when you’re here sucking off FoxNews talking points champ. Words have meaning. “I support Trump and hate Biden” is not an independent position you fucking mental midget.

I hope that our failing humanity does right by drivers here and tips the shit out of “deliver it to the beach...no over here...no no, down left of the volleyball net”...or “no the other stage at (insert music fest)“

You also can’t be LGBTQ+, a drag queen, smoke weed, get basic healthcare, have reliable infrastructure, or say the words “racism” or “slavery” out loud in Texas. So, yes, it’s cheaper to live in a second world country than a first world one.

Illinois has had significant hikes over the last year or so as well.  It’s fucking bullshit that California is trying to regulate and insurance companies get to take it out on consumers.  Meanwhile, insurance is fucking mandatory.  But god forbid we socialize anything meaningful in this country.  

Biggest reason not the cheat: you might pick someone who’s complete fucking garbage.

Glorified prostitute (based on actual things stated in this article) whose success is entirely predicated on her artificially enhanced appearance slut-shames his GF and calls him a “fat bust”...social media is a cancer. This dumb bitch should go through with her criminal threats and watch how much his fat bank account…

I’m sorry about your shitty Republican public education, but yes the only Hillary I could be referring to.

AngryBob-VA still pretending the parties never switched in this year of our lord 2023. See what happens when the GQP controls education?

Privyet comrade! Go back to pravda you fucking shill.

Better hope they never ban strawmen you fucking clown

This is a fucking stupid take and you should feel bad about being such a bigot. Fuck the South and every traitorous piece of shit that fought to keep humans as property. Stop apologizing for one of the two greatest evils mankind has ever wrought against fellow humans. The only thing the Union did wrong was not let…

June 19 1865 (well after the Emancipation Proclamation) Texas was still being all Texas and keeping a few hundred thousand slaves illegally until the Army showed up under Gen Granger and said, no sorry you’re America no more people as property. And Texas has been trying to get revenge on marginalized people for 160…