Didn't realize Jalopnik was getting into appliance reviews. Please do the new Whirlpool refrigerators next.

The trucks will need all that torque to carry their owners’ giant, fragile egos.

That’s not how anatomy works

The way you’ve approached this (“I heard this about some members group X, so it must be true for all members of group X”) is called “part for whole” thinking; it’s a pretty well codified informal fallacy of logic, and would get you into some significant shit in a Philosophy or Rhet/Comp 101 course.

Seriously, it’s…

Oh god, its Mustang’s wet dream.

Kind of reminds me of the Vanderhall Laguna (or rather the other way around).

So I heard you guys like Bentleys?

...Preferably a 2012 Griso 8V SE. Get the better, later motor but with the Tenni Green color and brown saddle.

And guess what? This wouldn’t have happened if the car was manual. Keep our streets safe and buy Manuel!

You’re black? A video made you ashamed to be white a few months ago.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

Well, when the exit polls overwhelmingly show that migration was a major concern, there is a reason for that distinction.

Ahh, yeah I could totally see that. I honestly like these little things and was set to buy one...until they said “Hey USA, no diesel for juuuuuu!!!” And I went back to hating them like normal.

Exterior : ehh

Dude...they don’t. The super popular cars in the US are crossovers, like the RAV4 and CRV. You know why?

Remember when Subaru sold cool wagons in the US? Pepperidge Farm remembers