20XX Ram Silverado Larime Edition. For the man with greater than 5% Neanderthal DNA who still thinks that trucks make his penis more appealing.

I bet you never cross your legs or even drink out of a straw in the fear of having your delicate manly-hood judged.

Dude. Relax. It’s only silly video games. Do your blood pressure a favor and just go play something else.

This tastefully modified Legacy looks a hell of a lot better than that wanna be gang banger caddy.

Back when I had my Mustang, it got a reaction out of just about anyone I mentioned it to, got in it, or saw me in it.

Hell, that’s what constitutes white kinghting these days? “Don’t send rape threats, that’s shitty.” Really?

but nothing can be done to make the R32 look cool, amiright

Wot? the ugly truck thing is the first offroad Bently? I beg to differ.

This same guy has written about racing on public roads. He’s an idiot.

What? You think people crashing into cars at 90mph in 300hp cars are less fatal?

A few things:

All these people love cars so much. Hate everything that isn’t “pure”. Yet don’t know the difference between a generation and a face lift. Holy God I need some water.

Is WAS MAKING A FALSE EQUIVALENCY YOU DOWNIE.

“- because they’re tail-light”