It’s easy to be young at heart when you’ve never had a real job or any real responsibility.

How many people have antifa killed, compared to the police?

Our overwhelming desire to avoid the Boogeyman of Sharia law has led down a rather ironic path.

Klicks and komplaints.

Because you either die as the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Successful women cannot be eternally successful; they must be brought low after their success, and then rise like a phoenix. You can’t stay popular long without eventually being hated.

You have to sprinkle some “Gucci Gucci” Kreayshawn on that.

Hey, you about a size 14?

Linton and Mnuchin’s flight to Kentucky would have likely gone unnoticed if not for a photograph of the couple that Linton shared on Instagram.

If you’re mad at Kanye for calling you a bitch, you can be mad at the alt-right for calling you a white supremacist queen. That’s a much worse thing to be called!

You know when someone criticizes you and it’s exactly what you’ve been thinking about yourself and you’re like really angry about it?

Did it ever occur to her that Taylor doesn’t speak out about many social issues because she doesn’t give a shit. Seriously maybe the only reason she would say anything about white supremacists co-opting her brand is because they didn’t pay licensing fees.

I agree with basically every word of what she said, but if she didn’t think this was exactly the kind of thing they would fire her over, she grossly misunderstood her value as a spokesperson.

Delmar added that when the review was complete, the Inspector General’s office would “advise the appropriate officials” on “established procedures.”

Small clarification: Donny did not come up with the term (can you imagine him having an original thought?). It was in use by Hannity and Limbaugh by the time Donny wielded it.

She refused to violate the Constitution.

Re: “celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t,” the thing about this column is that it’s explicitly about what celebrities do, and what Jessica Chastain did was thoughtlessly give more credibility to the term “alt-left” via a tweet to her 575,000 followers (many of whom called her out of them), only…

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

LOOK AT THOSE OTHER COPS STANDING THERE. I want everyone to remember that every time people start talking about how cops that do things like this are just “a few bad apples.” Remember that the rest of that saying is “ruin the whole bunch.” They stood there and did nothing, just like the cops who were on those planted…

Oh, Jesus fecking Christ. Even Tubman isn’t having it. Her look says “have a seat, Jax.”