Are you guys still talking about this? Give it a rest, it’s been literally minutes.

A brief respite from the creeping sense of existential dread.

Jamie Bamber is both Lee Adama and the worst Lee Adama cosplayer ever.

These are weird times man

Ah yes, the Red Correspondents Dinner.

But I’m white. So none of this has any effect on me. And that’s all that matters right?

And her husband! We can’t allow an adulterous man live in the White House!

I need to feel good about my vote, and she hasn’t earned it.

“I just don’t like her”

Furthermore, “Don’t take more than five bites to finish a hot dog. For foot-long wiener, seven bites are acceptable.”

This is some peak-Becky bullshit.

“Words are coming out of my mouth! Words are coming out of their mouths and your mouth! How are my mouth words bad yet your’s and their’s are good? They are all words, made by a human! Unbelievable. So bigoted.”

That should be the test for any Trump employee that might need to talk to the press: give them a Kobayashi Maru to test their impromptu bullshitting skills.

I think I speak for hundreds of millions of Americans and billions of people across the world when I say the following:

No video though? The fuck is this, the Vimeo HQ?

Leviticus 19:33-34 When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

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I mean the kickstarter is real.

Now I don’t even have to look up gaslighting in the dictionary.

I feel like I’m going to a different St. Louis Bread Co than everyone else because it gets so much praise and I’m like...??????? The soups ok????