That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

Are you the guy who wrote the “what to do while unemployed” letter?

Honestly, this conversation has me convinced I’d watch a reality show based on the premise.

Eevee peasy.

Votto still should've caught it, the guy didn't touch it, it hit his glove. Regardless the dude should've known better but Votto should've caught it. Quit being a bitch.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Let’s see that from a different angle so we can check to see if the fan is wearing a shit Skyline-eating grin.

I feel like it’s almost a Family Guy chicken scenario.

And after a year, you’re the guy who fought an ostrich for a year.
A horrific, terrifying year.

THAT IS A FLAIL, NOT A MACE. FLAILS HAVE CHAINS, MACES DO NOT.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

I hope that Skip’s first guest is 2016 Presidential candidate Giant Meteor.

mic drop impale

Good for you. We’re super happy that you can cheat your way to the top.

Lucky you! I have yet to see a Growlithe or Doduo. Those are mythical! Around here, it’s all Weedle, Caterpie, Rattata, Pidgey, Venonat, and Eevee.

And the one about Atheists never being able to resist telling everyone what they don't believe in...

"Photographic experts examined the pictures and declared them genuine. "