I’m an old white lady, so WASPy I squeak when I walk, and those terrorist motherfuckers scare the hell out of *me*. I cannot even imagine how they make black people feel. Ditto for the fact that they enrage me -- I can’t imagine how much more they enrage black people.

Funny how people get up in arms when the Black driver doesn’t strike… and then say nothing about any of the others. If Black people could’ve solved racism on their own, we wouldn’t fucking be here now would we?

Buy it, drive it till it rusts in NYC, then sell it to david for profit!

Camry:

I’m having a really hard time seeing why this is a bad idea. It’s about as risky as eating a carrot. Well, you could poke your eye out with the carrot, so, less risky. 

I’ve not got much to say other than it sounds really tough and I hope you and your family get stability with your move.

Best of luck to you and yours in this ongoing and seemingly never ending disaster. This is awful all the way around and our govt has utterly abdicated helping the ppl out. 

Neutral:

Ford actually considered “drunk three-toed inbred blind buck toothed monkey from the local zoo” for the CEO position but he wanted too much money. Plus he was really drunk and started heaving his own feces at the hiring committee.

Ford will sell tons of F150 trucks even if a drunk three-toed inbred blind buck toothed monkey from the local zoo was responsible for the launch. It’s a pickup truck, they sell no matter what.

“American car journalist discomfited by sexual trace evidence disclosing strange erotic sessions with Chinese vehicle; color-discriminant restraining fabric strips were employed in unspecified manner”

This article raises the existential question of which came first, the vulva taillights or the Truck Nutz. Given the immaturity and self centeredness of the typical owner of Truck Nutz, my bet is that they came first (and likely very quickly) and didn’t care if the vulva taillights came at all.

Can’t wait to see how this translates in the Chinese press.

When I saw the title and that photo, I just assumed that these were made for Wranglers or full-size trucks. Seems like they're missing their target audience. 

Hey, I’ll have you know I brought home a half a ton of concrete edging blocks AND a 20lb bag of potting soil last weekend!

This makes sense - and I’m sure that the average truck buyer will make abundant use of each folding tailgate feature the three times a year they need to haul a 20 lb bag of potting soil home, or drag a collection of inflatable water toys to the lake.

They need to fix the front of the truck instead of more tailgate functions. 

I daily my Type R every day. In comfort mode it rides better than my former 17Si. It’s practical and very easy to drive even in stop and go rush hour, the clutch and shifting are like butter.   Gas mileage is actually not bad also

This was poetic. I had to capture it as such.