You’re a genius (or I’m an idiot), all I did was add ‘just casual’ to my profile and I got laid tonight 😎 AND he was super into my body so that felt good. 

I’m single again for the first time in 6 years and while I’m not ready to date seriously yet, I’m very ready to go have casual sex again and I know it’s supposed to be easy and yet ???? I’m on Tinder but so far I haven’t actually followed through with it too much. At first I was matching with guys that I probably…

odious rich people trying to grocery shop is one reality show I would probably watch.

carbs >>>> love and wealth for sure

He is SO much more attractive, including having an actual human warmth in the eyes! I’m irrationally fond of Karlie Kloss and she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders so good for them.

I thought I might watch this just for the eye candy but based on the trailer I’ll probably be good with just gifs of the sexy parts. 

Can’t quite relate, I feel like I’ve been falling apart since age 20, but I can say from experiences that bone bruises are a biiiitch and take forever to heal but they do heal without any lasting effect. Give it lots and lots of time (like at least 3 months probably) and do all the PT you can for the cartilage injury.…

Seriously. I’m soon to be divorced from a guy in his 30s who really seemed like one of the good ones until he had a “midlife crisis” (his words) and decided he’s not cut out for monogamy and slept with his absolute worst female coworker. And it’s really just so fucking baffling. I never pressured him into getting…

A divorce is still not that different from a regular break up, it will always be hard in proportion to whatever the relationship was, so whatever. (I say this as someone currently getting divorced btw) As long as they’re happy!

khaki is solid but a super easy way to set yourself apart is anything but khaki... A medium brown or navy are good options :)

I’d be okay with never talking again but I sneeze really loudly, and currently without allergies, at least 10x a day. As in most horror movie scenarios, I’d be dead real fast.

I’m a second child and my mom described my birth as ‘caught by a nurse like a football’

Well I hope things get easier for you, you’re doing such a good thing taking the new guy in! I’m sure it will work out :)

At least they like each other! Maybe you could separate them at times to enforce rest for the little guy and some peace and quiet for you? Something I recently learned about that might help you is a training concept of “ditch the bowl”, where you replace feeding from a bowl with simple interactive methods of feeding.…

I feel like every time I see a picture of him I think, “oh, THAT’s what Armie Hammer looks like” and he always looks different.

slightly tangential but what am I looking at on the left side of the cover photo?

I don’t hate “Feel it Still” but no matter how many times I hear it, that clicky little background beat makes me momentarily mute the radio because I think there’s something wrong with my car.

I thought it was more because she’s less famous, but knowing how sexist people are it’s probably your thing. Which is silly because she seems like the type of person who is positively luminous in real life.

One that covers my vulva?

I’m also pretty concerned for that first carp model’s vulva being so close to sandy, fishy pond water. And without the natural protection of pubic hair! Yikes.