If that Venn diagram isn't a perfect circle I'll look more surprised than Peyton on the opening play.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

The trailer (except the first teaser with Peter Gabriel singing) sucked to the point fans mades better trailers on their own.

Oh, what an excellent question! I can think of several.

I would submit the animated film 9 (from 2009), about steampunk ragdolls. What a big, beautiful, disastrous waste of time that movie was. But man did it have a cool trailer, and a fun Coheed & Cambria song to go along with it.

See clinical depression.

Hawking!

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I hate the term friendzone.

I prefer the much more descriptive Masterbation Alley.

While this is all perfectly horrible, maybe the bright side is that they'll finally start putting some effort into single player campaigns. :)

Yeah, but just to be sure we're clear...White dudes get a LOT more room to be self-promoting blowhards.

A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

I don't remember any discussions of Jim Harbaugh's "sportsmanship and character" after any of his tantrums...

Fantastic work, Greg! Here's to hoping people understand maybe a little bit more. Thank you for this.

Jeez, you took that Iguodala tweet totally out of context! He was referring to the time machine that he and Steph Curry invented. He was tweeting from the year 1513!

If you want to find the raaaayyyycis in the room, listen for the word "thug". It's become synonymous with "any black man with any attribute I disagree with", or sometimes just "black man". There used to be another word for it, but that's become taboo.

Tina Fey has the best views on Photoshop:

What is not a good thing is when the magazine decides to take that woman and tweak her appearance enough such that she's "acceptable" for the cover.

Paying to use a woman's body without her consent for political (capitalistic?) purposes, and then shame her for her feelings about her body: What a great feat of feminism!