Well I'm not sure a book of stories edited by Neil Gaiman really counts as a "book by Neil Gaiman", but what a great month April looks to be!

Is the girl in the pink skirt giving that bloke a blowjob at 1:08?

"Amazing what you can catch on Twitter these days ... <i>Sir</i>."

Ah, I think you're the only one who got it. Cheers!

Banning it period? Just because one kid's allergic to it?

You're one of those people who wander around life being offended by every damn thing, aren't you?

Don't know about you, but I could hang out in a bar and play poker for hours in Red Dead Redemption.

George R. R. Martin is not your bitch.

No, but it's certainly an aspect of pure empathy - to know and do what's right, whether or not it affects you personally. There's not an empathetic bone in his (or any other Republican's) body that believes in doing the right thing - from the moment they were born - unless it affects them directly. Don't get me wrong…

These things, and the people who will undoubtedly wear them, are the worst things ever. I remember a ways back in San Francisco, I was hanging out at my local dive and some prick on a reality programme (can't remember which it was) came in wearing a bicycle helmet with a camera set on top. The barkeep (bless his soul)…

Nah. I'm guessing no. Look at Daenerys's left arm and Cercei's right. That right there is evidence of a photoshop.

Ah, but you're forgetting one simple thing: Ben Kingsley is an Asian actor.

Surprised there's no mention of Rhianna Pratchett's (Terry Pratchett's daughter) being involved in the reboot of Lara Croft, to be honest. That's a pretty nifty titbit of information.

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that. It's like that time that Michael Chabon's wife stated that she loves her husband more than the baby and would choose him over the baby anytime. I honestly don't see what the brouhaha is all about. It's not like they're saying they're going to leave the baby out in the…

Or do what these guys did.

I LOL'ed.

Or it could be an intoxicant.

What was wrong with District 9? It was practically flawless.

Any news as to why Pistorius and his beautiful girlfriend were living in that shithole of a city? I would have thought Cape Town more appropriate for people of their standing.

"One type of irrationality frequently attributed to crowds is panic. Faced by emergency situations people are thought to suddenly behave like selfish animals, trampling others in the scramble to escape."