Russian trolls pledge 100% support of Onion staffers’ unionization. We will always be on the side of righteous peasant uprisings as they seek to cast off the chains of the oppressive instruments of American oligarchy. We are bringing a pitiful helpless giant to its knees.

Yes, fuck anyone with a dissenting voice and/or opinion. We must all coalesce into a group-think hive mind, comrade!

So it’s now The Red Onion??

Management: “We’re not making any money!”

Not surprising they’re in OK shape considering the circumstances. Those things were built like tanks.

Pro(*) tip: When you do buy an S4 (and you should, at least once) buy the second model year version through Audi’s CPO program. So if you want this variant, get the 2019 version in 2021 or 2022. You’ll feel bad about yourself if you pay $70,000 for this car, but you’ll feel amazing about yourself if you pay $35-40,000…

Think of a Qubit as a sphere with the north pole being 0 and the south pole being one, and the value being anywhere on the surface or within the sphere, which is called a Bloch sphere.

Instead of imagining, lets get some examples. Got any?

A citizen of the United Kingdom kneeling for the American national anthem is supposed to accomplish what exactly?

Noooooo, you never accept fakeness! To accept fakeness, is to deny reality.

The 2017 BMW M2 Is Exactly What You Want A Modern M Car To Be

So even rich people use the “it got mailed to the wrong address excuse,” as if that nullifies their obligation. Love it. I hope the parking space rent is very high.

Then you’ll get a ticket? Keep in the right lane!

For you yes.

Keeping right unless passing is actually the law in a few states. It is rarely enforced. That’s the real issue.

My dad wanted to order a 991 Turbo S, got the non-stop run around from the huge Porsche dealer in Bellevue, called up the one in Bellingham (Roger Jobs), they couldn’t have been more professional and courteous, drove up there and put his order it with zero fuss and bull. When I was looking for a Cayman, went right to…

Unhackable? No. You have a car that I could steal with basic tools.

Well that obsession was driven by billionaires who created the platform through which they lived most of their lives and imbued that creation with their own obsessions. Let’s also realize the book takes place in the game and through the eyes of gamers. Based on how much retro/reboots and cultural regurgitation we…

They honestly did a lot better with the van than I thought they would. I’m shocked they even kept it honestly.