Last month at Chipotle, the woman on line in front of me pointed at the sour cream and asked for "white sauce" on her burrito. White. Sauce. Sighhhh.

I have NEVER seen this work out. Just like those relationships in my midst/social circle that attempted to become open after being monogamous. Someone always gets hurt and then whoever wound up with the cheater is somehow surprised when the cheater cheats on them or straight up leaves. Mind-boggling.

Yes to the 40th birthday register! As a spinster cat lady type (I did a few LTRs and a couple co-habitations but they didn't work out so here I am....) who mever really attained monetary success on her own, while I am thrilled to the gills that some friend will help me celebrate next year when I turn (and yes, I am…

I'm a little late to the party on this post but anyone else ever notice how many farrrrrr beyond high school aged women who make news headlines- whether for troubling stories like this or because they were crime victims or because they committed crimes- seem to have Sears Portrait Studio headshots of themselves, all…

That's awful. Now imagine it being used as an educational tool in a school. Ay yi yi.

I shit you not- THIS was my lone sex ed class in my NJ Catholic high school: A beast of a female teacher (known for her poor hygiene) who was actually the drama teacher (whaaaa?) showed us all a 20 year old video of the PBS show NOVA. It was the episode from the 70s that featured a woman giving birth without an…

Agreed. Lack of interns or interns that don't care???? Although maybe it won't be a problem for much longer since the quality of content is going so downhill so fast. And ps your username is fanf*ckingtastic.

Don't feel bad. Back in Gawker's commenting heyday (aka the "earning a star system") I earned my star with my former user name by winning one of the commentator "Worst Ever...." essay contests (winner was determined by other commentators) which actually led to a potential book deal with a major publisher. But, yet,…

I have two female friends who never quite let go of their 80s upbringing. Or cared to embrace any culture happening post that era. They are from two different groups of friends and never met each other. I cringe every time I see yet another FB photo of either of them with Constantine Moroulis or however its spelled-…

WHYYY is she naked as she gets a tattoo that isn't on her arse?

I met BUB last year and it was the closest thing this non-religious girl could EVER have to a religious experience. You have no idea until you are in her presence....

GOOD JOB, BUB. <3

GO AWAY, DUGGARS.

Someone has to say it: I hate that it isn't sleeveless when she would rock sleeveless. This style is what brides who are too self conscious about their arms to wear sleeveless (at least among people I know) wear. And I always said to myself, as one of those gals not fond of my arms and who has a trainer to help me…

Oh, I remember that well. It was a great day to stay inside, watch movies and not kill things.

Yes, I stand corrected. Like I said to someone else, I blocked out that chapter of my life so my memory failed me.....

Ahhhh, yes. Blair. It's all coming back to me.

Is it Centre or Cambria? For some reason Allegheny was stuck in my head after having blocked out that chapter in my life.

I went to school in central PA (Clinton County) and dated a man from Altoona (Allegheny County which is further West) for years. It's fucking insane how much Pennsyltucky is like a different planet. The level of ignorance that prevails where politics, civil rights, science and book learnin' are concerned is…

People can say WHATEVS but I stand by my love of Applebees boneless bbq wings kthxbai.