Gahhhh, all her stuff is so hideous.

I wouldn't engage in this for a variety of personal preferences but most of all because having sex during my period would take away from the BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE first-day-after-period-is-finished sex. Which. Is. Everything.

I'm far from a scientist but think it's possible. One theory my friends and I have seen is two uggos making a gorgeous baby. Ahhhh, genetics, so finicky and flighty.

What remains amazing to me is how f'n long it took for the world to stop ignoring the fact that it takes violent men to play this violent game and the violence logically doesn't end on the field for a number of them. It's so appalling on so many levels that I've spent the last couple of weeks unable to distill it and…

I. LOVE. WRISTS.

Same thing with my former boytoy. THANK YOU COSTCO FOR SELLING IT IN BULK.

When a classically handsome man (note: never a boy) in a tuxedo (typically post an event) has the jacket off, the tie totally loosened but still around the neck and the top button of the shirt undone. GIMMEE SUMMA DAT.

I think we all know who is home crying, clutching his Webby and shaking his fist at the sky right about now....

Thank you for so beautifully, succinctly distilling what I've been trying to articulate to men who don't understand the gravity of this issue. Bravo, Erin.

I think I speak for everyone commenting when I say OH MY GAWD, FINALLY WE ARE GOING TO GET TO KNOW THE REAL CAP GARLAND. Ladies, amirite????

Omg! I am losing my sh*t over this. This is the book I always wanted to read (as someone obsessed with LIW forEVER)

It's always about the 20somethings....

Yes, yes and MORE YES for this succinct summary of yours.

Perhaps the biggest takeaway from this news story is that there are still women wearing thongs circa 2014.

Or just take the pre-tax total, divide by 5 and add that amount to the check.

Anyone out there on Junel Fe? I am convinced it is the reason that I can't lose weight despite working out 2 hours a day that includes both cardio and weights and 20 min in the sauna, drinking over a gallon of water a day, eating clean and taking water pills whenever I am most prone to retaining salt. (And no, I don't…

Oh, yeah, I know the back story. It's chilling.

Those are some soul-less eyes on that Kennedy.

Suspected my bf of 7 years who had done time for selling pot (and who knows what else- being a liar I can never know for sure wtf he truly had done) was dabbling again. Went searching in our attic which was our storage area where he packratted a bunch of stuff from when he moved in. Instead of drugs/paraphemalia, I…

Tash looks and appears to move about in way that suggests she is much wiser beyond her years which is no surprise, given who her mom is. Little Earthquakes was a like a baptism by fire for me- I went from being a girl away at college to knowing I was truly a woman. Under the Pink became like comforting scripture to…