You merely adopted the darkness of rooting for the Eagles. I was born in it, molded by it.
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It’s because we have seasonal affectedness disorder.
“Look, I don’t care if you were in Jumanji, Drake is the only jocksniffer allowed up there.”
“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”
An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.
Right? Shit, man, I would have been concerned about even one person being on it. Holding three? Wow. Fuckin’ twenty? Find the engineer who designed that awning and give them a medal!
When the Seahawks won the Superbowl the following morning news had a story on how many people were jaywalking. Seattle is so lame.
The waistcoat is missing a few smears of whiz, the collar a splatter of spiked coffee from the Wawa.
This is the awning of the age of hilarious.
Anyone who was underneath it when it went down had the Ritz put on them.
The Ritz canopy has collapsed
Be fair. The grease is still doing a better job covering their man than anyone on the Pats secondary tonight
when the Eagles responded later on a 4th and goal before halftime by throwing a trick pass to THEIR QB Foles for a touchdown, that HAD to be the greatest Troll Play in NFL history.
That awning was strong AF. It took like 2 dozen morons to make that shit collapse.
And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.
I didn’t watch most of the game and didn’t see Brady drop the pass, but did he ever, at any point, separate his hands in order to catch the ball?
Such joyful schadenfreude. The Trump supporter who shills quack medicine is momentarily displeased. I shall revel in it.
That last picture really highlights where the real hair ends and the plugs begin
This strangely doesn’t make me any happier. I went into the game expecting to feel only anti-Patriots, but now that it’s over I am impressed by what the Eagles did, not what Brady failed to do.