They’re now 2-4601

They only tied history, which is a better outcome than they had in any games this season.

My favorite is that they’re on a 1-34 run. I don’t think anybody will ever pull that off again. And they’re keeping their coach (who is only 1-31). Phenomenal.

The commentary just made it so much funnier as Romo explained how hard the ball gets when it is cold.

“So, does Baltimore want a second team? Asking for a friend. No, no interest? How about St. Louis or San Diego... no again, I see. San Juan? Fargo? Calgary? Isn’t anyone desperate enough?”

Do the Pat’s watch nothing but soccer in the locker room?

The Browns also won all four of their preseason games. So really they had two perfect seasons this year.

In a way, it does.

On the upside being a loyal Browns fan is plus 55,000 thousand points to you which means you have an excellent chance of going to The Good Place.

The Browns are 0-16 in their last 16 games.

At this point Vegas could give me the Browns vs. “There’s always next year” straight up and taking The End Times starts to look like a reasonable play.

“At least we’re not Det—oh...”

If you were a true Browns fan, “Alcoholism” would occupy every spot on that list.

The Browns Had 16 Chances To Win A Game This Season

As a Lions fan, let me just say this:

Everywhere, Lions fans sighed with relief with the same collective thought: “We’re not the only ones anymore.”

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

All hail the new Flop King

In the biggest games they could play against each other, Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers (AFC Championship games and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage. That is all.