I’ve never really had the desire to attend a state dinner until now.

You know what... great point. I totally would.

You should consider watching Mean Girls one day, it's a treasure. Even just for Rachel McAdams

Is she though? A starlet?

I feel like Mr. Meeks would enjoy the wild tarantula metaphor

do you have any more info?? why am I so curious

Shit he is beautiful

You are soooooo pretty and I’m obsessed with your hair

The only flaw of Stila Stay All Day...

Lol just reading this flashed me back to first year and all the gore and the STENCH. Also, anatomy lab made me unbearably hungry. I felt like such a monstrous predato until learning that formalin is a known appetite stimulant... Nightmare city. Hope you have good luck with the scars!!

I want one but I am afraid. Do I need to see my skin THAT close up? Will it make me cry and hide away for days?

The fallout from UD shadows is frustrating but I love them so much. When I want to use my palettes, I do eyes first, THEN use toner/primer/foundation. Not as much time wasted that way!

I feel like I just read The Road again

When I was about seven I saw a guy at Six Flags wearing a shirt with this slogan and cried for a week. This election cycle is kinda doing the same to my emotional state.

OMG one million stars. The same absurd culture gets carried into fraternities, investment banks, workplaces everywhere, Washington DC...

Oh God now I have to watch the whole thing again

That was the best episode

Are you a professional writer?

This has been my life since Feb 15. The sole way we celebrate Valentine’s is buying too much chocolate the next day, eating all the good ones within the week and then wondering what to do with all the nut ones

And yet I'm laughing uncontrollably at it. So bad it's hysterical?