This is awesome!!!! We need this in Chicago!!

Oh gosh, I’m so sorry. Being written up for anything is SO stressful. I got reported for a very bizarre incident in which a colleague acted like a huge asshole, I told him he was acting like an asshole, and he reported me for my language. Luckily our Dean was like, “This is dumb.”

New York

SQUUUEEEEE I love him so much

Elite private school culture is so insane. We once had to go through a costly and time-consuming application and vetting process involving interviews, recommendations, testing, etc... for a private DOG RUN. I’m terrified of eventually facing this with an actual child.

I have one pair of Manolos and I have to admit they’re the only heels I have that I can stand around all day and all night without any pain. So n=1 but they stand head & shoulders (ha, ha) above any of my less pricey shoes.

I’ve been thinking about this too. Very Hunger Games as a society right now.

My liver will be so sad to hear this :)

So adorable!!! Does he/she have a name yet?

OOKKK guys I understand the nature of phobias but I can’t delete my failed attempt at being mildly funny. Sorry

Yup. I shouldn't try to be funny. phobias really aren't.

Yeah I do totally understand. Failed attempt at humor

I am so happy for her, but if she thinks needles are too “invasive into the flesh,” how was she cool with major transplant surgery? Anaesthesia is a beautiful thing!

UGHHHHH I came here expecting to hate him because of the content of what he’s saying, but then his word choice actually makes my skin crawl. WHHYYYY

Intentionally underfunded, toothless education system designed to maintain the status quo —> populace who can’t reason beyond their entrenched fear and racism —> continued voting against their own best interests

(...sorry never mind)

And the going in multiple directions thing...

He also thinks you can “massage” your pituitary gland by pressing your forehead to your knee. Every time I hear a yoga instructor say that I want to bash my head against the wall. Which might *actually* massage the pituitary, come to think of it...

Good for her! I love hot yoga but haven’t wanted to support a Bikram-affiliated studio for a long time. The NY Times has been reporting on his grossness for a while: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/02/24/us/…

I tried to read it a few years ago but couldn’t finish it despite my deep love of the zombie genre and general appreciation for Jane Austen. Pretty disappointing.