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My roommate was friends with Amber Heard before they started dating. When Depp ‘chose’ her, he basically kidnapped her from her apartment and cut her off from all her people. At the time, it seemed understandable to us, we were all broke, struggling creatives and it seemed like she got lucky break and took it. She

my god, that was fucking beautiful. I just...

Oh yes, that whole project was a mess. No one seemed to realize that you can’t do Baz Luhrmann without Baz and you can’t do Russian tragedy without some wry humor to make it bearable. No disrespect to her though; she’s one of my favorites. From Bend It Like Beckham to Pride and Prejudice, no one plays the mischievous

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sometimes aliens can’t control these things.

Nothing has better articulated humanity than this. I desperately hope this gif is both the first thing aliens see when they discover us and last thing we leave on this earth for future species to inherit. So the aliens will get here looking for answers and this will be all that there is.

So just to kinda balance the vitriol against our own species:

If that doesn’t mist you, what on earth will.

Even more so because we were all with you on that journey. Not only was there a collectively cringe when we remembered the poorly matched foundation routines of the days of yore, we also wanted to believe that 1991 Peak Madonna truly swam in a bathtub full of doughnuts.

Holy shit her voice and cadence is memorizing in a particularly disturbing way. The description of conquering her depression through jesus is freaky as fuck knowing how reckless she was with the money she was sent by vulnerable people. The tears! The music! The tie-in to Tammy Faye Baker! The chuckling demand for cash

It’s weird to be an in-betweener as well. At the first mention of falsies I also thought of the chicken-cutlet bra stuffers but the second time I absolutely pictured the eyelashes. To me, this word means both things. What a time to be alive.

INVETSIGATIVE COMMENTER DONTGETYOURBOOBSINABUNCHTINA WINS PULITZER.

I’m betting it will be Paul Ryan, the Reluctant Prince of the GOP. We already saw him agonize over the speaker position, he has a lot of practice feigning a moral struggle as he hefts the weight of the Republican leadership upon his shrugging shoulder.

At this point, I think this kind of music video is made and funded mostly to show off products and clothes, not the music. Speaking as a former set designer for low-budget movies, this is a very low-rent video with high-class threads. So they probably hired a fast moving commercial crew, got the clothes for free and

haha, I am so with you!

Oh, I am 100% team Stark but also quickly warming up to Yara, who seems like a solid ally for Sansa (they are pseudo-connected as sisters by Theon) and a less natural one for Dany. So we’ll have to see if the Greyjoys can see the longterm issues with bringing Dany back to fuck up Sansa/Jon’s business. I personally

Sometimes she appears to summon/feel him and lately she’s getting better at it. My mom used to do something similar when she needed me to do laundry or take out the trash. I’d be just hanging with my friends in the basement when suddenly a chill would come over me and I would know that she had contacted me with her

oh, yes, that is true. It just seems extra annoying coming from her, maybe it’s her delivery. I much prefer Tyrion’s bungled Valyrian to Dany’s perfect Dothraki. Can you imagine him giving a speech at this point?

Burned black you say? I just call that...

I don’t know who you are or what you do but I like the way you world-build, my friend. Here’s to Bran making it rain!

Totally acknowledge Dothraki is a language...and I assume Valyrian must be too? But seriously, 1/2 of Emilia Clarke’s lines are mushy sounding words shouted at large groups of people. It gets tedious.