Barry Bonds. Hell of a ballplayer. He ran into some controversy in his day, but the way I see it, he sure hit a lot of dingers.

I was. it’s five

That’s a fair point. When you think about it, this has been and will be the case in all contests. Another exciting quirk of our national pastime

Another player about whom you might be heard to use the double entendre “rounds out the top 5” would be notoriously overweight baseball star Prince Fielder. Due to his size and voracious appetite

Alex Rodriguez. A name mired in controversy. And yet, a strong ballplayer overall, in my estimation.

“Only in baseball”, as I always say.

Nice. If you’re a fan of the home team, it was definitely the night for you. For visiting fans at the home stadium, perhaps not so much. But, in my opinion, that’s how it goes sometimes.

“Damn. I wanted to strike him out or get an out some other way. I didn’t want to put him on base, especially now that my pitch count has increased significantly”

but if you’re prepared for that, go ahead. that’s how i see it

“mmm did someone say Chip?”

News is breaking that legendarily overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder was ejected too. It seems that, due to his ceaseless hunger, he ate too many snacks from the concession stand and didn’t leave enough for anyone else to enjoy

the Star Wars post is pretty easily the least interesting story ever told

This guy is “nuts” - in more ways than one!! Two totally different ways!

I don’t know

“Wow. Really want to eat all those weeds and grass stalks and whatever”

Unfortunately not; they were all killed in the nuclear blast

“I would love to eat the meal sitting upon that table, though I have doubtless already eaten recently”

“The only Skins I care about are potato skins. I crave unhealthy food despite my already enormous weight”

It’s probably because they let tremendously overweight baseball star Prince Fielder graze on it, to try to sate his inhuman hunger

“Share a malted? I would rather drink the whole thing myself, due to my hunger and lack of self control”