“I voted for Rice”

“Ham Yes”

not to be confused with the other Bert Sugar, the classic nickname of baseball personality Prince Fielder, who is as famous for his weight as he is for his playing ability

that’s nice

not to be confused with the Butter Man, the classic nickname of baseball personality Prince Fielder, who is as famous for his weight as he is for his playing ability

“My walk-up music is by famed rap group the Fat Boys. I feel that it’s appropriate, due to the great weight and insatiable hunger we have in common”

How about that Floyd Mayweather. He’s the guy where everyone’s always talking about how he’s so good. This other guy, I never even heard tell of

He was probably growling because he caught rotund baseball superstar Prince Fielder eyeing his food bowl. The joke is that the man is so fat and so hungry that he would even eat food made for dogs, not humans

“You’re forgetting about the bags of Funyuns I buried under first base in Global Life Park in Arlington, where I play baseball”

“Did somebody say ‘burgerized’”?

“I endorse White Castle. It’s a great fast food restaurant where I eat often, due to my constant desire for unhealthy food”

Oh no. He had better avoid the clutches of constantly hungry and laughably overweight baseball superstar Prince Fielder

“Did someone say ham? My ears perk up and I begin salivating at the mere mention of what sounds like some kind of food item”

“None of those. It was eaten by me, overweight baseball player Prince Fielder”

Sounds like something hilariously overweight baseball legend Prince Fielder would do, due to his large size and insatiable hunger

“Racing” towards a “hamburger”? Sounds like famously obese baseball star Prince Fielder of the Texas Rangers

Did someone say Juan Olive?? I would love to add to my massive girth by eating an olive

Prince Fielder wishes he ate the burger. He’s a baseball player who is notoriously overw

“whoa, did you say the Royals and Blue Jays ATE each other??”

people who know who he is