You mean, other than voting Republican.

It’s like they say, “Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Or rhabdomyolysis. It can also be rhabdomyolysis.”

Can’t wait to read all the comments pending approval.

If the Man in Black is killed in this robot uprising, I move that we coin this event “The Ed Wedding.”

“Murked” cannot be the way that is spelled, right? I would have guessed it was “Merc’d,” as in, to be dispatched by a mercenary. Am I off-vase?  

I don’t know. That 4th and goal TD pass in the first OT was amazing.

Noah Brown not Noah Spence

No. You are bad.

How do I get to google dot com?

7 minutes and still haven’t fixed the typo in the headline.

Great hot take.

Ugh, yea, even that potato salad Kickstarter guy got a cookbook: http://www.amazon.com/Peace-Love-Pot…

Thank you. I couldn’t have done it without your help and LeBron’s ennui. His LeBronnui, if you will.

Now do Lady in the Water!

Guys! I found M. Night Shyamalan’s Kinja account!

https://twitter.com/NihilistLeBron

Sorority racism!

Le Cousins Dangereux

Better buy new uniforms.