measly 395-horsepower

I was about to be all in for the NP, but the interior threw me. That’s nearly just generic stock interior. If you have a van like this, it needs to be like this all the way. Forget the wheels being wrong, the entire inside is wrong.

2023 isn't taking prisoners, fuck. Why isn't it ever utter shit bags that die early in the year?

It sounds like he died like he lived, absolutely on the edge. Fucking Legend. 

Today has been a dark day for sport.

The 2023 Toyota Sequoia TRD Pro starts at $76,000

You really want me reading a fuel gauge before I’ve had my coffee?

Pro: improved contact patch

Yeah, I’m with the ‘what, no pic?’ crowd, so I’m gonna guess it looks like this...

Is this a Minnesota car fad? Does somebody need to notify PETA?

Now explain why it’s legal to attach the pointed heads of pikes to those wheels.

I guess I should have subscribed to Jalopremium

Yeah, I’m too clumsy for this. Boiling water on the dash of my car? I would do myself like the poor McDonald’s lady, for certain.

super single enters the chat

Those, my friend, are reserved for the slideshow version of this post.

No pics? Was it that ugly?

with 90 grand to spend on a luxury vehicle It is hard to beat the F150 limited. all the leather all the luxury and tech. Assisted driving and parking, and so much room for activities on the inside. It’s also a hybrid and can function as a 7.5kw generator if a winter storm takes out your power.  

$117k is hilarious

that thing looks like its melting

How did no one rec a 2023 BMW X5 45e? Everything Volvo has but more fun to drive, more spacious feeling cockpit, and if anything slightly cheaper—and let’s be honest it’s not a Jeep or Lincoln.