Along the fritter line, I do more of a latke take using about 1/3 grated potatoes to 2/3 grated squash. Prepare as your usual favorite latke recipe then spread out on a parchment lined rimmed baking sheet and bake in hot oven. Let cool, slice into serving squares, eat and then freeze any leftovers. They reheat from…

Having given away at least 60 pounds of summer squash so far this year, the key is having more friends that don’t garden and rotate through them. If your neighbors have a likelyhood of gardening for themselves or you live in a low density population area yeah you could be screwed. 

“Turns out it’s expansive AF to have multiple indictments while running for office”

You are far too generous, yes there was some small minority that knows Frump is a fraud, liar and an idiot. But the vast majority of his voters are just as fucking stupid and believe the verbal diarrhea he spouts from his tiny anus mouth. Racism, bigotry and hurting “the right people” is all that matters to them in…

It’ll be a cold day on the surface of the sun before there’s ever any reason to get excited for Papa J’s shit pies. 

What the fuck is the point of spending 10-20 minutes skinning canned chickpeas when you can just cook dried with some soda with FAR less hands-on work? Better quality, flavor, texture, less work starting from dried IMO. The biggest key to smooth hummus that most people skip is using hot beans and liquid. Oh they’re…

Why is no one being clear about the dosages the patients were taking, are they the massive ones for “weight loss” or the original limitations as originally passed for type 2 diabetes blood sugar control? It seems likely there is a significant difference between the two use cases. 

Looks for Charentais melons, they are small but highly fragrant and delicious. The problem is they have a tiny ripeness window and don’t transport well so I’ve never seen them at the grocery store. I used to get them at the farmers market though. One is usually a perfect breakast serving size. 

Danica has been a bland, boring completely uninteresting F1 commentator. Please give me primetime Rosanna Tennant instead.

Truffles are commercially farmed and harvested, it just takes about 15 years and a good bit of expertise and luck to get a crop going. 

Balsamic vinegar doesn’t belong on caprese salad if the tomatoes are actually decent home grown ones, it overwhelms not compliments great tomatoes. If the tomatoes are bland I’d allow a light drizzle of middle tier DOP balsamic.

The bloody caesar is superior to both a bloody mary and michelada, particularly if using Clamato Picante. 

Really, the tagline mentions over a dozen vehicles but not the 13 and counting dead people so far?

The Valiant fails for not having the proper specs...

Fuck I’m dead now, lol.

More like a sign that says caution, asshole surfers. 

You don’t need AI to explain the entire nature of the universe Eron lives in...

Fuck the surfers, stay out of the otters’ natural habitat.

Agreed, I just prefer to put the emphasis on the asshole using the shitty verbiage.