Does this sound very similar to Harry Potter movie music?

Burn them so no one can go

Soccer is the worst

What are you talking about this is absurd. You don’t cancel a college sports season because men were being vulgar idiots. It’s what we fucking do. Shame them in public go crazy but taking away a season is absurd. Pc at its worst right here holy shit

This is stupid. Pussification of America at its finest. Sorry that their words hurt some people’s feelings. Toughen up!

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

I thought Deadspin got even more clicks than Gawker proper? I feel like I heard that somewhere, but maybe not.

Like dead in the sense of all humans die or dead in the sense that Deadspin will inevitably go away due to this?

SSNs are not.

Forget about funny, this joke is barely coherent.

Prince’s dick guitar is the only thing I can remember about any Super Bowl halftime show.

Can’t we find a way to blame sexism?

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

I feel like this post is a bit of a cliffhanger...

So where’s the part about what to do?

It shouldn’t have taken this long... but I am done with DFS. Damn.