Mr. Barber, I am but a poor young lad from the Philippines, a place where you don’t find that many race-driver dreamers (largely because such a sport is far beyond their grasp), but I want to become a race car driver.

@21 seconds.

He was found “not responsible”.

*their. Should have gone to college.

Just when you thought that Toyota had given up and Subaru were going to only sell their crossovers and “safety,” this comes out.

SUDDENLY BACK ON THE MAP

I have never touched another drug again (unless you count alcohol or caffeine).

No. This is standard. The big cultural difference here is that Hamp isn’t publicly remonstrating herself, giving a massive apology, listing her deficiencies, and asking for forgiveness. That’s what usually happens, but the initial response would be the same if this was a male politician or company executive or pop…

That’s a very strange painting. Looks like it's off of a terrible X rated movie cover.

I’m glad I was able to rise a couple of inches to the occasion this time.

I prefer my underwear not be pre-worn, thank you very much. If that makes me a fool with my money so be it.

Subaru Legacy. Any other questions?

For you! Lexus sells hundreds of thousands of cars each year to people who disagree with you.

Tidal is great, you just need high quality headphones like Beats to truly appreciate it.

“Equally Small”??? It’s 3x the size!

Really, you think it looks worse than this?

I think that’s the platter being driven by a belt, as per every belt-driven turntable