I dig the design.

This made me think, if Nintendo had a Build-your-own 3DS in which you could design the shell of your system for $30-40 extra, I'd be all over that.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

But perhaps not as much as a truck hitting a dear...don't wait for it. LOL that's all I've got.

What if I were to say.... My pits are salty,would this word apply in the context in which I am using it to express the tasty tangyness of my under wing?.

"But with these girls' futures hanging in the balance, I can understand why Paul would be on edge. Poor guy."

One day you will realize that old people are still human, so they display every trait other humans have.

It's crucial that these boners get appropriate follow-up.

I watched the IGN stream. Wow, they were bad. Took them almost an hour and a half to beat it with over an hour being at Crota himself. They were one of, if the THE first teams to get to Crota and yet their strategy was awful and could not get past him for the longest time.

Sound and lighting are key to Resident Evil. Not only are the developers trying to freak you out, but they've also given you plenty of clues about the dangers ahead. The funky camera angles might prevent you from seeing where exactly a zombie is hiding, but the ambient shuffling lets you know how close an enemy is and…

And the OUTcome, too! =)

Poor wording on my part.

The controls are as much a part of RE as the zombies.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack

Toss up between X-Pac and Scott Hall, but the slight nod given to the latter. X looks like he's running a meth lab in a trailer park, so I guess he is still at least doing stuff. Hall is just looking like a shambling corpse.

New Englanders are the Southerners of the Northeast.

I was looking for this. Reverse Boosting is a dumb name, just called it what it is, deranking.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…