How tolerant and accepting of you to say

How tolerant and accepting of you to say
The before mentioned heathen blasts his Mario games WHILE SHITTING. IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM
Drew, I have encountered a self-absorbed heathen who lives in my dorm floor. This kid operates under the delusion that it is acceptable to blast his Super Mario game as loud as his iPhone can. What are the chances this moron has heard of headphones?