Yes, surely these two dudes love Paramount+ and give so much of a fuck where their shows streams as long as they get their money that they did these things. 

I just like that it’s been 25 years and every entertainment headline is still referring to Trey Parker and Matt Stone as “the South Park guys” as though they’re a couple of plucky young unknowns who are just getting started in this crazy business.

I keep saying I’m going to do this.

Black Panther

Interesting. I haven’t seen Ant Man 3 yet but I thought Black Panther 2 looked terrible. Really dark and boring, which was a shame after the bright colours of the first one. So if that was the one with all the resource spent on it.... yikes.

The movie looked awful.

The movie looked fine. Even the screen grab above that’s constantly been shit on since the trailer came out didn’t look near as bad in the theaters for all the shit it got on the internet the last couple of months. People just need to stop being jaded assholes all the time and enjoy things

Most of the movie seemed like it was just a CW show set with more money for the bluescreen VFX, so this would explain everything.

So glad he didn’t do it. Peters would’ve been distracting. I can’t look at him without seeing Ryan Murphy’s ham fist bullshit. Sharpe was great in that role. Instead he spends his time glorifying a disgusting monster serial killer. He’s helped Dahmer gain fans! Literal Dahmer fans and apologists, in part because of…

Asking us to watch it was too much.

“Whenever Mr. Potato Head’s not on screen, Buzz should be asking, ‘Hey, where’s Mr. Potato Head?’”

This “article” is a hack job. Seems like everything on AV Club has a negative bent. Such a shame.

Also, didn’t they already announce that season 5 would be the end of Stranger Things?

PATH Train To Newark: Citta Del Amore!

A few years ago, shit like this would have clearly been the work of Harvey Weinstein playing press games to try and drag down EEAAO’s Oscar chances. Like, smellable from ten miles away. But now it’s just the internet.

“Aubrey Plaza got her Parks and Recs gig by acting weird” is one of those headlines that shows up every few years, like “Did you know OJ Simpson was supposed to be the Terminator but James Cameron thought he was too nice??”

There you guys go again, getting our hopes up when we read the headline.

Power imbalance, giving him a job he wasn’t qualified for, babbling on like an 11-year-old boy finding his first porno mag about the sex scenes, to the point where Florence Pugh was like, “It’s my fucking pussy being pretend licked here, lady. Back off” and then slinking off like a coward when the movie flops.

All…

There is also a double standard at work here. Wilde began fucking the lead actor on a movie she was directing. She didn’t get lectures about a power imbalance, etc the reaction was more “slay queen slay”.

I know zero facts about Jason Sudeikis, Olivia Wilde, or their marriage, but a) this  write-up just seems to use Ted Lasso S3 as an excuse to trash Sudeikis, b) I can’t abide anyone dating Harry Styles for that long (a person who is described to me with someone with first-hand knowledge as, most charitably, “an empty…