Got a light or can I just use your Ferrari?

The Corvette has officially gone to plaid.

I think it's cause the drugs want me to look pretty.

My theory has always been "because you see more stuff"

276!!!!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

actually, when your truck is longer than one spot, no fowl on using two.

Yea, precious stones pale in comparison to diamonds on a per carat basis. You can get very hard very nice stones for much much less than a diamond.

3 Carat not diamonds can be had for less but yeah 3 carats on a ring can be pretty big.

Miss Malforus is going to get an alexandrite, well that is the current plan, we'll see if that one sees daylight.

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. You and Ms Cheese have excellent style.

Pictures pleaseandthankyou!

that sounds fucking awesome. I personally found a ring that I am going to tell my future SO to base his shopping off of, rose gold with an opal in the center and a few diamonds on the sides. it was like $1000, but I don't even want one that big.

Holy shit, I did not know that black gold was a thing! If Mr. Jettgirl and I ever decide to quit living in sin I'm DEFINITELY going with black gold in homage to my inner goth teenager.

Fair enough!

That's a pretty huge sapphire, isn't it?

No, my name is not Eileen and I will not come on!

Wait for the judges to call him over, "Dave's not here man"

Each new Ferrari will also come with a $100 Olive Garden giftcard for that old country taste.

2001: Space Odyssey computer HAL is laughing his cyber butt off right now