“What is digital?”

Salty

Pedorific

But not the kinds of pants Catholic Priests most like to get into.

Maybe the Brewers should subtly accuse him of being on the juice now.

“It’s a bit odd to hear criticism over what gets put into the Thames, from a collection of people who once a year purposefully dye their river an even more putrid shade of green.”

Was

He’s just a little blue about not going to the White House today

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

I’m happy you have an imaginary friend that means a lot to you. But unless you’re my 9 year old, I’m not going to play along and pretend they’re real.

Exclusive photo from the incident:

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

Bryce Harper isn’t a “bad-boy ballplayer,” he is a prickly, Mormon douchebag.

He violated a core tenet of Christian businesses: do your praying in the public square, and your dirty deeds out of the media.

Someone fucked up. I’m pretty sure that Robert Browning quote was earmarked for Sandusky’s grave.

How EXACTLY does the world benefit from Penn State being shut down right now? Be specific.

How about setting a precedent that covering up a pattern of serial child rape is going to cost you your program? Do you s’pose that might be an immediate benefit to the world?