Running out of sympathy for 35 yr old, so-called victims

God works in mysterious ways. That Turkey was going to be the next Hitler.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

I’m going to go ahead and pretend that’s an acronym for Trump Assaults Paul’s PatootS. Cool?

Yes and don’t forget HARHARHARHARHARDEEEEEEHARHAR!

“Let us us know” is a nice touch

Well now if you take a look at the votes, when I say that, I mean mostly they register wrong, in other words, for the votes, they register incorrectly, and/or illegally. And they then vote. You have tremendous numbers of people. In fact I’m forming a committee on it.

I always prefer the high socks look for baseball pants, but I think Kinsler is taking this too far. What’s next?

Family Circus might be published in 1,500 newspapers, but that doesn’t make Bill Keane any less of a war criminal for creating it.

Please add the “stick to sports” hypocrisy of the team and fans who don’t like protests but then host a ‘Christian Day’ at the park and wrap themselves in the flag.

i knew there was something else i was doing wrong...

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

Remember - Kaepernick knelt during a song and said that just maybe not everyone with a badge is a saint. Those crimes are unforgivable.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

I’m just reporting the news. There was an article today—I love to report the news and then they said I made a mistake, right? I said, no, the people reporting the news made a mistake if it’s wrong. But, there was an article today, it was reported, that I wanted to fuck my daughter Ivanka. Not the other one. The hot…

I can’t speak for the rest of you, but here’s my list:

The resemblance is uncanny...

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

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