Yeah, figured, and just to clarify, I don't wish death on the guy. Just, you know, he's probably getting old enough, and if his time comes sometime soon (like idk, falls out of a building, gets sodomized by a telephone pole (or any kind of pole, doesn't have to be telephone)), if my other demands can be satisfied…

Yes, very good, King's best since, well, his last book, 11/22/63. Not really a sequel to the Shining but it was nice to see how Danny turned out, and he makes an extremely interesting character as an adult in his 40s.

Sadly, it's pretty good, as far as fast food goes. I particularly miss their breakfast burritos. Sometimes I even have this elaborate fantasy where the CEO dies, his successors turn out to be tolerant non-hateful people who renounce his comments, issue an enormous apology in a full page ad in the New York Times for…

So sorry to make fun of a guy whose face I didn't see on the Internet, because you wanted to protect his privacy but not the guy trying to have dinner with his young child at a nice restaurant. Fuck you.

I'm so glad we're protecting the privacy of the douche in the green shirt.

Last week I was at a courthouse in an ultra conservative Texas county, chatting with a clerk. It was a very polite, friendly conversation. As we parted, she said "Merry Christmas!" then suddenly her friendly face morphed into a nasty bitch face and she added, "is that ok to say? You never know anymore." I said…

I agree with you and that's a very good point. We should just send in an ambassador, like Jon Stewart maybe, and he can go to the offending party and say "hey, duck dynasty man, don't you think maybe what you said was just a little bit fucking stupid and might have hurt some people's feelings if not for the fact they…

I really just wish people would stop freaking the hell out to the maximum extreme every time someone says something stupid. It shouldn't have to be an argument about WHETHER it is offensive (it probably is) but just how far everyone should go to "punish" the idiot who said/tweeted it. Why not have a dialogue with…