thescreamingmoist
TheScreamingMoist
thescreamingmoist

I just want to say thank you for having positive things to say about WY’s public schools. Their budget is actually in major jeopardy right now because their funding was tried to the success of the WY petroleum market and, well... My son is starting kindergarten here next year, and I’m excited because they have a dual

Hey, that video was directed by Clea Duvall! How awesome is that?

I have something for this! I currently live in a really conservative western state, where it feels like I’m drowning in evangelicals sometimes. Friday of last week, I started a conversation with a couple coworkers about transgendered people and bathroom rights. One coworker— who is actually one of more liberal people

I know this is wrong and probably icky considering how everything thinks they’re going to be related, but I felt the most sexual tension from Kylo Ren/Rey. Provided they aren’t cousins or siblings or anything, they could really get creative with the hate fucking.

It’s true, I only know him in .gif form.

Wait, why or how would she see her brother in law’s penis? I’ve got a couple brother in laws and that’s just not gonna happen.

I’ve never seen a circumcised one. But that’s just a small sample size. (Ba-zing!)

Yeah, I can’t with this. Yes, kids are tedious and parenthood can be very boring and taxing. Sometimes you have to do things you don’t want to do or aren’t good at (I suck at legos and puzzles but I do them for my kids). But as important as it is to play with your child and indulge them, it’s more important that you

Is it just me, or does this look like a rendering of a high end college dorm in some design program? Something about it seems not quite right.

My state has no such laws. Also, you can buy a gun at just about any yard sale, no questions asked. Yay! ::hunkers down and hides in corner::

We are probably the only household in our entire state that doesn’t have any guns, but I’m trying to teach my 4 year old the same lessons about never ever touching a real gun and leaving the room if his friends show him one. (luckily, he is still young enough that I accompany him on his rare playdates). He never even

I agree. Especially since, while this is an awesome gesture on Beyonce’s part, this is in conjunction with United Way and a Community Foundation where the money will likely go into a fund...that other nonprofits will need to write grants and apply for...that will need to be deliberated by a committee who gets how

She’s right, I DO want to see her debate Clinton. Carly will say something stupid like “I had the highest civilian clearance in the country and I ate a sandwich next to Putin once,” and Hilary will just give her “Bitch, please” look and go back to texting.

The Horse and His Boy is my absolute favorite, but I think I’d rather see a BBC adaptation.

My 4 year old decided within the past week or two to actually be interested in Star Wars, so we brought him to see The Force Awakens. The theater had new reclining seats, so he had those to play with when his attention wandered and I’d seen it before and knew when to cover his eyes when it was something I knew would

So....I’m about to name Precious Snowflake #2 Tycho. I’m predicting a lot of WTF faces in my future, but it was the only damn name I could get my husband to agree on. But at least he can have normal sounding nicknames, right? Right?

Tried this this morning. Alas, my cats only casually glanced at it, took a couple half-hearted sniffs, then fled from the room as my 4 year old barreled in and went “hey, there’s a cucumber on the floor!”

Ah! I think my mom gave me a jacket out of that same material for my birthday last year! And not like, an outdoor jacket that has some use where I live, but blazer-esque. I’m hoping to wear it next halloween and go as Grandma’s Couch.

Oh man, my mother would only buy me those kind of brands too (she has a debilitating Macy’s addiction, previously Filene’s before they closed up shop). One time she and I were going on a school trip to Italy and she planned my wardrobe down to each half-hour excursion. I was dressed like a middle aged housewife,

For the most part my mom will always tell me I’m beautiful, and I always roll my eyes. Because a person can only take so many taps to the stomach and a cheerful “Suck it in!” before you start tuning out or ignoring everything your mother says, be it good or bad.