Same. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I DON’T accidentally fling myself off the really high-up thing I’m on at that moment. I recently visited the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland and HOLY SHIT there’s literally nothing between you and a 700 foot drop. People were inching so close to the grassy edge with their selfie…

Senior photos. There was one “cool” photo studio in town that charged hundreds for those stupid headshots for the yearbook and also the “standing in the middle of a meadow” or “posing with attitude in front of a brick wall/tree”. I remember resenting my mom because she couldn’t afford a $600 photo package from those…

Right? The dirt bike thing seems to be very popular in Brooklyn right now.

I agree with this for NYC. But are they riding Harleys? I notice a lot of new, matte-black or grey Triumphs in Williamsburg amongst the white gentrifiers, but mostly sport bikes further out in BK where I live.

But he IS receiving endless, heaping amounts of praise daily. He carefully chooses which information he receives and where he’s getting it from—he gets HIS news from Fox, just like his supporters. He literally does not allow criticism to be brought to his attention. My biggest fear about Trump is that he’ll run for a…

“I gotta get fucking laid...”

No, you don’t HAVE to have sex with another person in order to survive. This is Rape Culture 101.

FORK.

Seven years and two cities later and I’m currently scratching my arms reading this story. FUCK bed bugs.

DID NOT KNOW HE WAS TWISTY THE CLOWN*. Ugh, that thing is nightmare fuel.

*didn’t watch the show obviously. The trailer for that season was enough.

I haven’t tried that one yet! Just broke into a case of strawberry Perrier (9/10 would recommend), but once that’s done I’ll give it a shot.

Pamplemousse. Life-changing. Lime is CRAP. Coconut is CRAP. Apricot is OKAY. All the other ones suck.

Actually, can Drew get us a LaCROIX WATERS, RANKED list please?

I am currently violently hung over and I have to be at my bartending job in one hour. The idea of handling booze right now makes me want to die. Fuck my life.

Starred this because I love the word “putz”—truly the most underrated of all insults.

The puffy face is a symptom of heavy cocaine use. I’ve heard it called “coke bloat.”

Was just thinking this—being a Chiefs fan during an exciting early season is like loving a main character on Game of Thrones. You know it can’t last forever and it’s gonna be brutal in the end.

Patiently awaiting all the “durrrrrr a girl can’t be a junior!” takes.

I’ve worked with her on a show and she’s a damned delight. I also never considered this but now I’m curious about the French-speaking comedy scene.

AAAAAAAAAAAND he’s gone.

I’ve now convinced myself that this is exactly what happened. A sharp lesson for Dany from Lady Olenna, but at this point what IS Olenna really living for other than pure revenge at any cost? If she wanted to jump-start Dany into real fiery action, this was the way to do it.

Or they just crossed paths because Euron was…

Do you think the writers know this, and will find a fun way to kill off Euron soon? I’m trying hard to imagine him as a critical character for the rest of this season and I just can’t do it. Joffrey and Ramsay were awful from the start but their true villainy was a slow burn (a little too slow in Ram’s case). This guy…