It is an empty buzzword to a point, but hyperbolic insults set off the alarms no matter how comfortable it makes you to pretend otherwise. 

“a possessed sack of human flesh and crooked teeth”

If I weren’t happily married, I would propose to you based on this review alone. And then I would still be happy even after you flatly rejected me with a look of disgust, because even then I would know that I had attempted a cosmic right by at least trying.

In other words, yes, oh the fires of hell yes, sweet merciful…

I could never accuse giz and family of ever being balanced, but it was nice when you guys THOUGHT you were even trying.

And the water-deprived California secessionists are triggered.

there weren’t too many reputable places to turn to, unfortunately. even Fox was shocked. it was an industry-wide issue, with only a marginalized few actually having any bearings on what was about to happen, and they were written off as crazy (maybe they were a bit).

i’ve whined for years about this very thing - about…

Who was the KKK supposed to endorse, exactly? Or am I supposed to want them to have their suffrage revoked... I get so confused based on who’s talking at any given time right now.

So term limits are bad now? Okay, got it. I’ll scribble that down in my things-to-know-to-avoid-internet-rage notebook.

You’re not fooling me, buster! I’ve been in every theater at every cinema here in town, and after extensive research, the best seat in each one is at home on my couch, where my surround system actually functions.

Normally people who say this make me roll my eyes, but I’m done fighting the truth. I’m done missing five…

Trump’s nativism isn’t just an evil born of itself, nor does it only prey upon the ignorant. It’s a reaction to the other side of ignorance’s coin being preyed upon by manipulation and pandering.

Unfortunately, you can’t cut-the-sh*t without intentionally riling up some demagogues and martyrs to some pet cause (like…

Rob, in the realm of pop culture appreciation, you are my spirit zombie.

(at Marvel offices)

- CRAP! They’re asking for more LGBTQ characters!
- But don’t they understand we’re focused on converting most of our heroes to women and minorities?!
- They don’t care! They want it done now!
- Hrmm... Okay, draw up a new Infinity War. But this time Jean Grey gets the gauntlet and makes everybody the…

I’m one of those folks who is really against abortion as a contraceptive after the fact, but I also don’t believe in anything coming down to black and white. Having said that, this should be required reading for anyone who wants to promote one “side” of the argument or the other.

As someone whose wife still loves General Hospital, ahem, “IT’S A TRAP!”

Is Days of Our Lives still on? Because that sh*t was hilarious to the point of almost being worth watching.

My first time: “Why did that 50-year-old dude just leap off of a stone wall like a vampire, holding his red-silk cape up around his nose?”
My…

Audience entitlement tires me out these days.

Yeah, I’ve had the friendly new BSoD for the first time twice since the last update. Never had a problem before, but it appeared after booting immediately after updating and shutting down. They definitely mucked something up.

My favorite is how they’re cramming more things into Startup but then telling you that some…

Good on you for telling people to back up their files. I’ve already had a Windows 10 re-install that was supposed to leave my files intact, but instead completely wiped them and only left my old folder structure intact. Thankfully, I realized there were no files in the folders quickly and was able to use a recovery…

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Book II: Gutting, Skinning, and Marinades

“and the persistent threat of another Alvin and the Chipmunks movie”

Not sure. I see plenty of combat experts here who can make nice, calm, well-thought-out decisions in response to a knife flying at their faces and cutting it repeatedly. Such brilliance.