So now we have to call him Bret-bug, right?

Calling someone a bitch seems sexist and misogynistic. Non-inclusive at best. 

Too bad it doesn’t work like that.  Sucks for you.

Shhhhhhh

So bold.....

Fuck it, why stop at 30?

So glad Deadspin got Ratto.  It’s nice to read sports articles written by a grown-up that don’t sound like pissy dear-diary entries.

+1 for........shit.......can’t remember....

So, how would one go about “eating the rich,” and if so, what does it look like? I read the old PJ O’Rourke book from way back, but I’m curious to see what’s evolved since then.

Not a fan of the death penalty, but also not a fan of people like this guy continuing to breathe oxygen.

Amazing kinja handle.....I applaud you.

“Parasitic” is an excellent word to use.

Jay-Z is a businessman and ultimately, wanted to get paid.  Just like the rest of them.

You’re more than welcome to live every day of your life “gripped” by fear. I’d rather not.

Those are some solid mechanics on that ejection from Jerry Meals on Bryce Harper.

From the looks of the gif, when the ball actually crosses home plate, the ump’s view is obscured by the back of JT Realmuto’s helmet.  You notice him move his head slightly to the right and make the strike call.  One of the best examples of pitch-framing you’ll ever see.

You better believe Jomboy is on the case.

Pretty sure only pedos who could keep their mouths shut got the island invite.  Those who were incapable of doing so went on to be President.

Such a scared little man...

This might be the first time conspiracy theorists called a murder before it took place.