I communicate with my wife in text emojis and noises from three fart apps.

I have enjoyed every single thing I’ve seen on Viceland. I love the topics, the approach to telling a story, I’m fascinated by everything I see on there, even shit I have no interest in.

Sucks. As a dude, Austin native, and UT grad I never felt unsafe around campus. Hard to believe this happened literally on campus. RIP

I’m worried about my accounting company, Financé.

Okay a couple of things:

God grant this woman eternal life. It’s needed.

When they shut down Google Reader I made this.

T—R?*

its before-its-time cancellation still keeps me up at night, weeping.

My inner 17 year old is insanely jealous and I love you for stalking him into a tent. I wanted to see that your so badly.

This has never been a more perfect time for me to post a picture I am probably still way too proud of 11 years later.

uh fuck yea

Did you mean you found MY old iPod? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what this is. Has to be.

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

Huggable Hangers are the best. I am currently in the switch over process. Those plus Konmari have changed my life.

I’m totally one of those people at Ross looking for the expensive brands, and Googling to make sure that the price really is a steal at Ross vs. online/retail. Heh heh.

Another impressive update from Kinja’s developers.

but seriously i can’t star anything now and it’s bumming me out. is this a kinja thing? how are people starring

why

Millihelen by Jane Marie: The beauty blog none of us deserved. RIP.