At the Copa...Copacabana.

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Boxers. Are the best.

Really great work here by WFAA on actually looking into and reporting out the agreement. So many local news outlets are usually just cheerleaders for stadium deals.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

That's a Clowne Plaza, bro

women be hoppin’

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

“Skipper Bruce Bochy should find a way to get this guy more at-bats.”

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

When I was a summer associate at a law firm that specialized in defense-side civil litigation, one of my biggest jobs was to go around shoving old people into the mud and then dropping a fax machine on them as they struggle to get up and then having my secretary fax them an invoice for one million dollars.

Christ Rocket League died for your sins.

“Your job doesn’t stop until you’re voted out, or until your term expires,” Obama said of the Senate,

Exactly. He’s the executive producer of the Entourage movie and he was in Transformers: Age of Extinction and Daddy’s Home.

He was a good vibration short of feeling a sweet sensation.

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”