I’ve always wanted to see these two vehicles in a head to head, but why can’t it be with a less annoying host? This guy’s unbearable.

Fuck you, Japan!

Like the old saying goes, “Live by the gun, die by your 4-year-old accidentally shooting you in the back.”

“I’d reached the final act in an unexpectedly realistic video game depiction of what it’s like to be crushing on a girl who doesn’t know you, doesn’t seem interested or even particularly likable, and has her own whole thing going on that has nothing to do with you.”

“And then Donald Trump happened. He’s bowled through the GOP like a urine-hued, gold-plated whirlwind, destroying every possible hope they had for any of their less-insane candidates.”

The fact that Facebook and Facebook Messenger are separate apps is ridiculous and annoying and I hate it. Thanks for listening.

Because he’s an idiot and he's rich

This post is becoming like that fucking 500 Days of Kristen Whatsherface

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Damn, that video was amazing...ly bad

There's definitely a bottle of Sex Panther (by Odeon) on that shelf

Interesting point of view, but I prefer to get my Earth news from B.o.B’s Twitter feed

Perhaps they could kindly fuck off with this happy horseshit and instead spend their time making Outlook for Mac less of a dumpster fire

As the father of a 1-year-old girl, stories like this scare the absolute shit out of me. I cannot imagine the hell the parents of these three are going through.

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